Things I love...

and things I don't.

I love dogs

I don't love cats... cos

I love birds more.

I love sprouts

I hate kale.

I love having brilliant eyesight

I hate being deaf...

Everyone, nearly everyone, cracks the same 'funny'...

'Pardon?'

I love having the strength of character...

not to hit them.

I hate the fact that they feel they can get away with saying it.

I love starter and a main

I don't like main and a pud.

I love cheese

I don't like chocolate...

although...?

I love outspoken people

I hate folk that never say what they mean.

I love to laugh

I love to cry

I hate to mope.

I love slummocky people

who don't give a fig.

I don't like helmet lacquered hair.

I love curves

I hate the meanness of angles,

pared to the bone.

I love to laze
I hate the guilt that attends.

I love my broad mind
I hate my broad feet.

I love thinking I've got hidden talent
I hate not being able to frigging find it!

I love  salad... yes I really do,
I love stodge
I hate being tubby.

I love being laid-back
I hate not being more dynamic.

I love looking gamine with short hair

Audrey Hepburn - I wish!

I hate looking like I've plugged myself into the mains when I get up. 

I love having nothing to do
I hate having nothing to do!

I love a clean house
I hate doing it.

I love to think myself a wit

I hate folk meeting me and finding...

I'm anything but!

I love having a social conscience
I hate what human beings do
to each other and the planet.