Doris had no such qualms.
'Would it be at all possible for you to
put together a little cheese selection for my wife
as she's not a great fan of dessert?'
'Certainly sir, no problem!'
What a lovely man she thought as
she did a quick recce of all the mousetraps
in the house, in order to fulfill the man's request.
Cutting a swathe through the many and various celeb's
she found him, and proudly presented his wife's
He couldn't have been more gracious if it had
been H.M. touching each of his shoulders with