strikes up and instantly we still
hear the dulcet tones of
Mr OW is looking for subjects
to interview, I have it on the best
authority thumb screws will not be used,
due to paragraph 2, section o.u.c.h.
of the Geneva Convention.
If interested in taking part
put your digit right here
Flirting (I seem to do a lot of that lately)
with the idea
I thought shall I have a go?
Now there's nothing folk i.e. me,
like better than talking
about themselves, some might think
I do too much of that here,
and they'd be right, I'd never admit to it, mind!
This led me on, to the time I was asked
to do a Radio Kent type
Desert Island Discs.
Imagine my joy at the thought!
I carefully choose my eight records,
with the reasons why.
Needless to say I thoroughly
Setting off home with a copy of the
programme I was happy.
On the next visit of Aaron and family, just
as they were roaring off back to York,
I gave him the copy of the programme to listen
to on the journey.
My thinking: kids asleep in the back
Aaron and Claire might like to hear
my choices and for why?
Next time we spoke I at the last,
dropped into the conversation the question
that I ought to say, was burning a socking great hole
in my mind...
'What did you think?'
'Err... we didn't get around to listening to it!'
I think the moral of this story is, there is only one person
who is interested in you and that I'm afraid to say is...