nice Mr Putin to order the loan of
my state crown for the opening of Parliament
a week next Thursday!
Be a love and explain I would have sent a letter,
but the heart's gone out of me, since the
ghastly German's (Oops! sorry about that Phil) have bought my mail!
And while you're about it get a horse and cart
sent down from Sandringham with wood for the fire
as we now can't afford to buy oil and gas.
I knew I should have put my foot down when those
snivelling Prime Ministers came with yet more ideas to flog orft
our Nation's treasures.
It broke my heart when the French
unseated my Household Cavalry
by buying all their trusty steeds.
Worse than that, then selling the resulting
beefburgers back to us, for the hoi polloi to buy
at inflated prices.
The country's gorn to the dogs,
and that reminds me, have you seen the corgis?
And as for those Billionaire Romanian gypsies
having bought the Tower for a
Pickpocket Training Academy.
Is it any wonder the ravens gave notice to quit?
Is it any wonder the ravens gave notice to quit?
Darling boy, we are not amused!'
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You need to take this show on the road LL :)
ReplyDeleteI've taken too many shows on the road to be good for a girl... But wait... which flea-pit in Cairns could I pitch up at?
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I agree with Carol, your wit is second to none, makes me smile, thanks for that!
ReplyDeleteMy motto is... you've got to laugh otherwise you'd cry.
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I wish they'd sell off Cameron and Clegg - preferably to the Mujahideen. How dare they sell off our Royal Mail! It wasn't in their manifestos.
ReplyDeleteJust think of the succession of PM's that have gone to the Queen with mad-cap schemes to flog off this countries assets. Why? For short term gain without thinking of the bigger picture. This country is now firmly held by the knackers by all and sundry with a few bob in their pocket. By my own admission I'm pretty dim, but if I can see it why can't others? And what do we do? Sit back and let it happen. I'm all for taking to the streets... it worked with Mrs T and the poll tax.
DeleteIf everyone who feels strongly about it wrote to their MP perhaps the government would be
defeated as in the case of intervention in Syria. Let's face it, that's what puts the shits up them more than ANYTHING ELSE... LOSING THEIR SEATS IN PARLIAMENT.
Ooh, I do feel better after this early Saturday morning rant.
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WOW! This is a very deft (not daft!) rant - tripping daintily in and out of political correctness and almost avoiding any xenophobic cow-pats. BRAVO!
ReplyDeleteWell I've been called some things in my time Nilly, but deft... never... daft... too many times to mention. And dainty... never, ever in a million years. And over the years I've stepped in more cow-pats than's good for a girl. Hey-ho I'm happy!
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I was about to wonder where we should all live once the last acre of England has been flogged off, but of course we'll all have been flogged off to no doubt, as human spare parts and slaves. I presume that there will be some sort of jumble sale of all of the bits that nobody really wants soon, with the ports thrown open to all and sundry to come and browse. Maybe the WI could organise some tea for the event. We have no industry and soon we shall have no infrastructure either. I suppose that the brainless, chinless, baggy-crotched wonders in Westminster expect us all to live off the "funny money" of silly undertakings such as insurance and call-centreing. It makes my ruddy goat boil his gander up, really it does. I shall have to go to the foot of our stairs and strike a pose.
ReplyDeleteOnly you Mr Ow would come up with that wonderful expression 'go to the foot of our stairs' with the added 'and strike a pose'... the thought of you striking any kind of pose made me smile. Although Harris Tweed is very Autumn 2013, so you may even be in vogue, albeit fleetingly. Enjoy the moment.
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