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Sunday 16 September 2012

Where to next LL...

for the life of me, I'm stumped.

Wracking my brains, three cells worth...
I've drawn...
a blank.

Think girl, what are you good at?

Er.........
.......
.....
...

Food!

There's one small problem...

I'm only really, really good at

Eating!

Alright I know I've been a finalist,
that's right... got to the final of
Masterchef
1992 admittedly!


 This was me...
have the twenty years...
been kind?

Nooooo!

Cooked for three years for some members
of the 'Royle' family.

And yes, with all the furore of Kate's
holiday snaps in the papers...
I do know, that they can't even sneeze in the house 
without all the staff knowing.

A double edged meat cleaver...
wealth and privilege/
gilded cage.

Take your pick,
I know which I would choose.



3 comments:

  1. Your CV continues to amaze! Masterchef AND a Royal Mrs Bridges too.
    I wonder which Royals..?
    Any good stories..?
    Oh, go on, please!

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  2. Got the Mrs Bridges bosooom! And I'd love to, just love to spill the beans... however...

    LLX

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  3. Your rich and varied life experiences never cease to amaze Linda, still think your vocation is comedy, you write hilarious posts, I love them. jayne x

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