Where to next LL...

for the life of me, I'm stumped.

Wracking my brains, three cells worth...

I've drawn...

a blank.

Think girl, what are you good at?

Er.........

.......

.....

...

Food!

There's one small problem...

I'm only really, really good at

Eating!

Alright I know I've been a finalist,

that's right... got to the final of

Masterchef

1992 admittedly!

 This was me...

have the twenty years...

been kind?

Nooooo!

Cooked for three years for some members

of the 'Royle' family.

And yes, with all the furore of Kate's

holiday snaps in the papers...

I do know, that they can't even sneeze in the house 

without all the staff knowing.

A double edged meat cleaver...

wealth and privilege/

gilded cage.

Take your pick,

I know which I would choose.