News Update...

I've kicked the advertisements into touch.

Sofas, wide feet, sore knees...

it all got too close to home if you ask me.

I feel free...

Yipee...

What's this photograph got to do with the price of cheese in Woolworths...

absolutely blooming NOWT.

I just thought I'd show you my latest economy - I don't buy flowers, I just gather catkins and twigs from the countryside.  Impressed or Wot?

I haven't got time to sit around chatting to you...

I'm off to flop on the sofa, rub horse liniment into me knees and see if I can squeeze my feets into my latest red bottomed shoes, don't know how to spell - Mani Bloko...

You know who I mean any road.


P.S. Just googled it ...
I got it wrong - sorry - it's..
Christine Lobotomy.