I got to thinking...
Am I missing a trick here?
Fifty Shades of Grey - isn't that what I see in the mirror every morning?
Mumsnet - Hair Net?
S & M - Marks and Spencer backwards?
Rubber Wear - Wellies?
Paddles - Don't they come with a canoe?
Jiggle Balls - Yes I've got a pair,
I use them in the washing machine instead of powder.
Riding crops - I'm all for young gels getting outside,
enjoying the fresh air.
An outride what could be better?
Although I draw the line, when behind a horse box creeping along at 24 mph,
being driven by a slip of a lass.
Why is it that every generation thinks it is the first to discover
Smiling I mount my trusty steed and ride into the sunset.