Up the resolution!

1.      I'm not making any

2.      With tummy muscles as taut as the strings on a ukulele...

I'm sticking to the diet

3.      Now I'm a lapsed Kitsch and Stitch organiser, I intend to stare vacantly into space...

allowing my creative juices to flow free

4.      As my commissions for the customisation of ageing denim picks up a pace...

I intend to fulfil my order book, then shamelessly tout for more

5.      I really will spill the beans on my experiences on Masterchef,

the unexpurgated version an'all...

are you ready for it one idly wonders?

6.      My poetry gene is trying to break out...

I will at all costs endeavour to keep it in

7.      ditto my autobiography brain cell... 
there's only so much self-flagellation a girl can take...
or should that read flatulation?


8.      Every bone in my old bod cries out for me not to invite any more folk around for...
food.  


9.     Have the directions to the nearest Macky D permanently pinned on the fridge


10.      Father Christmas gave me a 
'Research Your Family History' Made Easy Book.
This should keep me quiet for at least six months...Why?
I find it hard enough finding my car keys let alone centuries long lost relatives  


11.      New multi-bladed finger felting tool...
Thinks...
'must get to the wool rovings lurking in the deep, deeper, deepest recesses of my 
Witch and the Wardrobe ever expanding closet!'
Before the greedy munching moths get there first.


12.      Typing this year in large can't ignore instructions for next years...
Christmas - What not to buy list...       
and making flaming sure I stick to it, to the blooming
letter!
are there self help groups I wonder?


13.      As good a place as any to stop I suppose


14.      A Happy New Year to my 25 followers...
just can't seem to get above 25...
must be a magical number for me...
probably cos that's how old I think I still am!


Toodle pip...
not too many bubbles now!

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