Things that SERIOUSLY...

hack me off.

Bear with me...

the list will be long.

It's taken me years to get

this GRUMPY!

Top of the list

has to be politicians.

I really resent now,

not believing a word any of them say.

There are honest ones of that I'm sure.

Trouble is my trust has gone.

I resent that my innocence has been shafted

Is it the prickles that have become ever more

cavalier as they march 

with attitude across my chops?

With every pluck I get seriously plucked oft!

Mount Everest and the twerps

that want to climb it.

There is a brilliant piece by Giles Coren

in today's Times which accurately and so much better

reflects my view.  If only I could write as well.

And he didn't even touch on the rubbish left there

which with every bone, sinew, skin, flab and

very bristly chin... I abhor!

Bloggers that use

...

centre their prose

and generally have scant regard for

grammar and spelling

Oh, and not forgetting using

BOLD and italics

Only having 52 followers

Dodgy folk who comment

with links to their weird blogs

How do you get shot of them?

I've barred anonymous...

What next?

Perhaps it's me?

Do they think she's a daft tart, she won't care?

Well I do care

Being fat and getting fatter

People steaming up behind you

when in a 30 mile per hour zone, you are the one

adhering to the law.  Yes it does seem slow, I'd

be the first to admit it.  However what gets me going

even more, is the evidence of children in their car.

Don't they know that kids can so easily be killed 

at the speeds they want to drive at?

Added to which it is odds on they're

on the flaming phone.

Snobbery in all its forms...

Looking in folks supermarket trolleys

and instantly categorising them

Looking at the books people read...

ditto

'Guilty as charged me lord!'

People that say 

'Pardon!'

when you say you are becoming

increasingly deaf

Fracking...

now they're not content with

drilling down they now want to drill

horizontally.

I really, really want to drill...

upwards...

right up their *****

Not remembering when or not, to use the apostrophe.

Surely there must be a saying I can learn?

Trying to comment on a blog

and google asking you to provide

your mobile number...

'On your bike google!'

don't you know enough about us already?

The government trying to flog off all our details

health records, tax returns driving details...

is nothing sacred?

I've only gone and got my knickers in such

a twist I'm not even sure I'm going to

post this...

Oh go on then, you've persuaded me...

Addendum...

Those that fire of a blog without checking their spelling and punctuation...

no names, no pack drill!