hack me off.
Bear with me...
the list will be long.
It's taken me years to get
Top of the list
has to be politicians.
I really resent now,
not believing a word any of them say.
There are honest ones of that I'm sure.
Trouble is my trust has gone.
I resent that my innocence has been shafted
Is it the prickles that have become ever more
cavalier as they march
with attitude across my chops?
With every pluck I get seriously plucked oft!
Mount Everest and the twerps
that want to climb it.
There is a brilliant piece by Giles Coren
in today's Times which accurately and so much better
reflects my view. If only I could write as well.
And he didn't even touch on the rubbish left there
which with every bone, sinew, skin, flab and
very bristly chin... I abhor!
Bloggers that use
centre their prose
and generally have scant regard for
grammar and spelling
Oh, and not forgetting using
BOLD and italics
Only having 52 followers
Dodgy folk who comment
with links to their weird blogs
How do you get shot of them?
I've barred anonymous...
Perhaps it's me?
Do they think she's a daft tart, she won't care?
Well I do care
Being fat and getting fatter
People steaming up behind you
when in a 30 mile per hour zone, you are the one
adhering to the law. Yes it does seem slow, I'd
be the first to admit it. However what gets me going
even more, is the evidence of children in their car.
Don't they know that kids can so easily be killed
at the speeds they want to drive at?
Added to which it is odds on they're
on the flaming phone.
Snobbery in all its forms...
Looking in folks supermarket trolleys
and instantly categorising them
Looking at the books people read...
'Guilty as charged me lord!'
People that say
when you say you are becoming
now they're not content with
drilling down they now want to drill
I really, really want to drill...
right up their *****
Not remembering when or not, to use the apostrophe.
Surely there must be a saying I can learn?
Trying to comment on a blog
and google asking you to provide
your mobile number...
'On your bike google!'
don't you know enough about us already?
The government trying to flog off all our details
health records, tax returns driving details...
is nothing sacred?
I've only gone and got my knickers in such
a twist I'm not even sure I'm going to
Those that fire of a blog without checking their spelling and punctuation...
no names, no pack drill!