Sat on the Saturday sofa reading about Liz Taylor's jewels soon to be auctioned, I felt a trifle sorry for myself.
Emeralds to match my eyes, what could be better I thought.
I need a wealthy man to give me all the things my grasping heart desires.
At that split second as if a bolt of lightening had struck...
a shaft of light got me smack in my envy green eyes.
"Serve you right!"
I hear you splutter.
A thought flashed across my furrowed brow
'If this isn't a sign from above or even perish the thought, below, I don't know what is!'
Get real LL, bask in the glow of the love of a good man. No amount of money can purchase it, even in the best auction houses of the world.
I got my bottom off the sofa to capture this moment with my camera and this is what it revealed...
A blooming spider has only made a nest in my fairy shoes hanging in the window...
That dazzling rainbow light revealed a lot to me...
1.) Stop feeling sorry for your spoilt lump self
2.) Be grateful for what you've got
3.) Get a cleaner
4.) Get a grip and grow up!