I must be getting old...

to be orgasmic...

at the return of Hubs from shopping, with...

a set of double-sided pastry cutters.

Is this the end?

In my long and busy life, I have never been the proud owner

of any cutters, always using glasses, you know the sort...

pints for the bottoms, wine glasses for the tops.

My ecstatic response was greeted with 

a crest-fallen face.

'If only I'd put them in the end of her stocking, instead of the banana and two nuts

she usually gets.  Christmas morning for me would have have reached new heights!'

briefly flitted across his physog!

Happy Days!