I hate to confess this but one of my great loves is my 'scratch' black Smart car.
No ordinary car this... it sports a Persian rug, essence of amber to perfume the air, heated black leather seats, an electric sun-roof and to add an air of sophistication two red noses and the creme de la creme -
a pair of FLUFFY DICE.
Kitsch isn't even close to giving them their due reverence. They are so far off the scale of bad taste they are meeting good taste coming the other way.
I just love 'em!