read...
about David Beckham's obsession with Lego
and what a regular guy he really, really is
Michael Gove's sacking Baroness Morgan
Karzai saying Helmand would have been better if
UK forces had never set a foot there
Fifth woman accuses Rennard
NHS hospital trust gags health tourism whistleblower
Bob Crow orchestrating the tube strike from Brazil
The Met regarding a gangland boss as their paymaster
Of the people whose homes are made uninsurable and
unsaleable by floodwater
Another word about Scottish independence
about politicians and their ilk!"
*****
As this nugget of opinion issued from my reclining
rosebuds the only retort was...
'That's okay I won't get a paper next Sunday!'
Well I mean to say...
where is a self opinionated girl to go from here,
I ask you?
The reasons as to why I can't bring myself to read these things...
well I'll leave you to work out.
Strangely enough I can bring myself to read in
minute detail...
the murder of
Meredith Kercher.
It probably tells you a lot about me...
I guess you'll still be sneaking the papers in then! Pretty please! What would we do without your critical eye and waspish wit! Why I might have to actually buy a paper myself!!
ReplyDeleteYes, although only one paper a week and that is for the television listings and culture happenings. I ought to say it is becoming increasingly difficult to orchestrate a highbrow life lying prone on the sofa, attired in jackboots and an overdeveloped sense of right.
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Chaps do find our rantings a bit of a pain, I'm afraid. I can't for the life of me work out why it's we girls turning into Victor Meldrews and not them...
ReplyDeleteIt's surely all that quaffing of light and mild when they have a boysie night in the pub. Talking about their innermost thoughts and feelings with their chums, obviously makes them super chilled.
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